What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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