Tragedy jokes
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.