Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

*School shooting happens.*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

American student: "First time?"

Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."