What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
