Tragedy jokes
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.