Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
