What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
