Tower

Tower jokes

Osama

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Twin Towers

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Twin

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Memes

Warning

9/11 jokes
A white triangular road sign with a red border is set against a bright blue sky. Inside the triangle, there are two thick black vertical bars, symbolizing the Twin Towers, and a small black airplane flying towards them from the left. Above the sign, in bold white text on a black background, it reads "WARNING". Below the sign, also in bold white text on a black background, it reads "9/11 MEMES APPROACHING".

Difference

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Day

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Hitler

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Twin Towers

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Twin

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Brother

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Plane

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

Song

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"