Tower jokes
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Hey, America. No towers? :(