Tower jokes
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Memes
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"