Tower jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Memes
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀