Tower jokes
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.