Tower jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.