Tower jokes
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.