Tower jokes

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Hey, America. No towers? :(

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!