I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
