Tower jokes
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Memes
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.