Tower jokes
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.