Ur next.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
the people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza but all they got was a plane
