Tower jokes
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Memes
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
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What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?