Tower jokes
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.