Tower jokes
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Ummmm 67.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.