Tower jokes

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

Why did America lose the chess match?

They were down 2 towers.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Hey, America. No towers? :(

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.