Tower jokes
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!