Tower jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.