Tower jokes

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Why did America lose the chess match?

They were down 2 towers.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

Hey, America. No towers? :(

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.