Tower jokes
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.