Tower jokes

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

Hey, America. No towers? :(

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!