Tower jokes

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

My grandfather died at Auschwitz.

Poor fella fell off the guard tower.

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Why can't America play chess?

They're missing two towers.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"