Tower jokes
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.