Tower jokes
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.