Tower jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Memes
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.