Tower

Tower Jokes

Plane

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Son

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.

Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"

Twin Towers

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Plane

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Pilot

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Class

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

America

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

Jenga

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Chess

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.