Tower jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Two towers.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.