Tower jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Memes
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What were the webs?
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.