I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why at the two friends like the twin towers?
They fell apart.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
