Tower jokes
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.