Tower

Tower Jokes

Twin Towers

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Twin

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

Jenga

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Difference

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Twin Towers

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Twin Towers

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Twin Towers

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Government

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Plane

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.