Tower jokes

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!

England: No towers?

America: No queen?

England: Remember 1812?

America: No tea?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.