Tower jokes

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.