Tower jokes
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.