Tower jokes
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
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What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.