Tower jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.