Tower jokes

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

What were the webs?

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.