Tower jokes
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.