Tower jokes
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What were the webs?
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.