Tower jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What were the webs?
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.