Tower jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."