I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on
the people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza but all they got was a plane
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Q what is the the favourite song on the people who window dived out of the twin towers
A FREEE FALLIN
It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
