Tower jokes
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"