What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Tower Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... š
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. šļøš
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
