Tower jokes
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
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I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What were the webs?
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.