Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats and I'm like "Water you talking about" =3
anything can be funny with the right delivery except for abortion jokes cause there is no delivery
what was osamas favourite food... yer nan
Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO
what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
