Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
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Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Chihuahua?
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
You suck!
Caley's life.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Mad Pussy.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.