Worst Jokes Ever
can someone please tell what happened?
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.