Worst Jokes Ever
Black people run fast.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Talk to me if you are online.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!