
Worst Jokes Ever
Doin (DYM 31)
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Your (DYM 36).
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Doin (DYM 15).
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Your (DYM 17).
Mom!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!