Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Just do it.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!