Worst Jokes Ever
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
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Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
King.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Hot water look a**.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.