Worst Jokes Ever
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
RIP Candace.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
I see what you did there.
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Alya, do you have Discord?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
"Princess, let's talk!"
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
picking (DYM 74)
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.