Worst Jokes Ever
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Wish jokers.
I give homework.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
Get noob.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Are you peeling well?
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.