Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.