Worst Jokes Ever
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
My entire existence.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Your mom dot com.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.