Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
No, "quarter quarter."
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Fat Lever.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.