Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
An obese kid farts.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.