Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
I love my dog, Sadie.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.