Worst Jokes Ever
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
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The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?