Worst Jokes Ever
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
May and its gang.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
9/11
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"