Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
It's punny.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.