Worst Jokes Ever
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
Rocks rock and crack!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.