Worst Jokes Ever
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!