Worst Jokes Ever
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."