Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.