Worst Jokes Ever
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."