Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
I am awesome, look at me!
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.