Worst Jokes Ever

I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I remember my uncle's last words:

"I don't think we're going shooting today."

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?

What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?

His teeth.

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.

At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Frostbite!