Worst Jokes Ever
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."