Worst Jokes Ever
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
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I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."