Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Person: Why? You: No.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."