Worst Jokes Ever
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.