Worst Jokes Ever
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
A mom gave her son "the talk". Her son replies, "Wait, so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied."
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.