Worst Jokes Ever
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!