Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Job sucks. XD
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
*insert a joke here*
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.