Worst Jokes Ever
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.