Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Hi izz.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
All (DYM 93).
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
She (DYM 126).
The (DYM 137).
Minivan (DYM 138).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.