Worst Jokes Ever

and (DYM 116)

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.

Friend: "Your jokes are too short."

Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."

Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."

Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."

Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)

What da dog doin'?

What do you call a herd of winning cows?

A topside.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.

Later (DYM 125)

She (DYM 126).

Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.

Minivan (DYM 138).

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.

Why can’t an orphan play soccer?

If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.

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