Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Obama got Osama.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
I breathe in African food.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.