Worst Jokes Ever
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Alya and freshfry.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
80s (DYM 84)
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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
Hi izz.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"