Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Poop and balls through the walls!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."