Worst Jokes Ever
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan