Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
You're so hot!
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! đŽ You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphanâs family tree?
A stump.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why canât dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.