Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
why was the toilet angry? because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Do you see the toilet
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Hi, this is a good prank I did. So, my brother LOVES his phone and so..... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, Then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing) Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
