Toilet Jokes

if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

how do you make a blind girl smile... leave the plunger in the toilet

Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

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One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies " I don't know miss.... The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says "Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says "what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says "180"! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks "what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet"? The sister says " I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world"! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet"? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says "what is the second one"? "180"! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!"

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What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭

Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed