Toilet

Toilet Jokes

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Parent

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

Dilemma

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

Poop

Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

Hole

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Toilet Paper

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

Poo

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Internet

Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.

Butthole

What did buttholes say after taking a dump?

Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.