Toilet jokes
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
How do you poop?
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
Poopies in my undies.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
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I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
I have a little John.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.