Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Poopies in my undies.
Diarrhea.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
