I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
Toilet paper fight hat
why was the toilet angry? because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Do you see the toilet
Toilet:hi You:hi wat
Ur forehead so big when u go to the toilet it bends U stooped
My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT
A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.
me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
