Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Diarrhea.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."