Big but
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What's harder than taking a shit trying to take a shit while constipated
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls
Diarrhea
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet because the p is silent
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet
why take a nap on the toilet because it's a rest-room
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
