What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Toe Jokes
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Toes for hoes.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
