Toe jokes
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.