What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
I have no toes so I put blood on my foot and then my other foot got run over so ye
Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)
orphans will eat toes for food
Y’all can actually see them at all my toe
what do you call stephen hawking's toes on fire. Hot wheels
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet
Tan toes
HELLO IM HAHAHAA WHAT DO UYO CALL FUNNY RUBBER TOE ROBERTO!!~!!~!!! aaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA AND LIKE AHAHAHA WHAT WORNH WITH AIRLINE OOFOD THYIRE NOT BLKCC AND THYEYPRE NOT POEPLE
whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
my sister was at sixth street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled so she called the police XD
I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
What did Allan say to his Sister Bully when she stepped on his toe. Mitosis
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.
