My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe
Send toe pics lol :)
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
