Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe
send toe pics lol:)
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)
Q:What is the best Disney character
A:toe mator
What’s Steven halking favorite song head shoulders knees and toes
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?
Robetoe
Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes? A flamingo
greg fucking steals toes!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
