I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)

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Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.

Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.

What is the titanic’s favorite mint?

Icebreakers

break me a piece of that kit kat bar

Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other… b/c titanic hit it

Watch out there’s an iceberg other person we will be fine 10 minutes later drowns says we will be fine

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

I smell Ice a mile. *Titanic I want to Icebeld.

Shala titnic ko bhi yamlok jana pada Ham toh aadmi h.

When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!

Why did the titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!

WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN

I named my Ipod Titanic, it’s syncing now

Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from ‘It’.Georgie floated

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic

What do you describe titanic as? …broken…