Titanic Jokes

Backwardness

Joseph Stalin

That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.

INS

Joseph Stalin

Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.

Fat

yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

People

Calvin H

Why did I he titanic sink

Because the people aboard are stupid

Crash

Jeremiah

I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight

Identifier

Jeremiah

I identify as the Titanic, because im a wreck

Shipping

milos sebrt

Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912

Shipping

the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Iceberg

Anonymous

“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted

Common

What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?

Icy Dead people

Cant

HeHe

We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it

Question

Anonymous121

I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer

Dark Humor

I like dark humor

What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge

Fish

Anonymous

the titanic is now resort for fish

Baby

Anonymous

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

Shipping

Anonymous

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship

Sink

Why'd the titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it.

Fat

Deez

Yo mama so fat... She's the iceberg who sunk the titanic!

Poor

Sophia

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the titanic