Titanic Jokes

That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.

Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.

yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Why did I he titanic sink

Because the people aboard are stupid

I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight

I identify as the Titanic, because im a wreck

Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912

the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted

What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?

Icy Dead people

We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it

I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer

What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge

the titanic is now resort for fish

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship

Why'd the titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it.

Yo mama so fat... She's the iceberg who sunk the titanic!

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the titanic

My grand mother made her passage on the titanic... the ship was not the only thing that went down.