Roses are Red, you have a nice lip, it would look better, if it was on my TIT.
Dark..Humor :)
Roses are Red, you have a nice lip, it would look better, if it was on my TIT.
Dark..Humor :)
Why did the first boob say to the 2 boob between us I have to take a tit
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole time then the Ranchers wife walks in .The Hunter says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(harsh raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.The Hunter says “Nice”,then Rancher said show em yer peker now.She agreed and whipped out a 13 in Johny .Dazed and confused the Hunter says “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
Do fish have tits? Fish tits
Tits the season to be spooky.