Time jokes
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.