Throat memes

Obama

3 months ago

A multi-panel image displaying former President Barack Obama eating hot dogs with an open mouth in various contexts. Above the images, a tweet from "no @tittyclip_" reads "Obama really the glizzy gulper." Below this, a Twitter thread unfolds: "scott @scott61077769" states "Trump could never throat that much glizzy" followed by "bernie johnson MAGA'20 @berniesjohnson" retorting "Yes he could idiot." Scott then replies "You mad Obama the throat goat" to which Bernie Johnson responds "HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT! Trump could throat more than him any day!"

Restraint

4 months ago

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

Idea

3 years ago

this for all the creeps

A man looks at the camera. The image has the text: "I DON'T ALWAYS FORCE MY IDEAS DOWN PEOPLES THROATS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS."

Tortilla Chip

2 years ago

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Girl

1 year ago

The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."

Jokes

Jonah

7 years ago

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Rape

3 years ago

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

Miscarriage

7 years ago

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage.

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