I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Fuck all reading this.
This is not even a joke.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
This website is a joke.
