Think jokes

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

He could have married her!

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

1. USA was NEVER invaded!

2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

5. We have more allies than you.

6. We are smaller but stronger.

7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.