Thing jokes

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    • Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

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    • Hamlet

    • So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

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    Life

    • Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?

    Son: Sure thing, dad!

    Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!

    Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

    Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.

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    • Braille

    • I am reading a horror book in braille.

    Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

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    • Mouth

    • The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

    Orphan

    • What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

    They can't have sex.

    "Why?"

    Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

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    • Toddler

    • A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.

    She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"

    Friend

    • My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

    Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*

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