What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
whats the best thing about an abortion joke?? no one gets offended
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What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
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Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
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Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
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