Thing jokes
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."