Thing jokes
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.