Libra jokes

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"