They jokes
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.