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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.