They jokes
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Memes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.