They jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"