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If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Memes
They have engaged…in battle?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?