They jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.