They jokes
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
BFB
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.