They jokes
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why canโt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you donโt get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They donโt know where home plate is.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
โNothing special,โ he explained. โWe just tell them theyโre going to die.โ
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "Youโll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They donโt know what a home page is.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.