If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
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You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
