They jokes
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
lmao
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.