They jokes
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!