They jokes
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!