They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Memes
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.