They jokes
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.