They jokes

Suicide

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

Failure

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Chess

Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.

Baseball

Why canโ€™t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you donโ€™t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

Friend

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!

Sex

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Orphan

Why canโ€™t orphans play baseball?

They donโ€™t know where home plate is.

Chicken

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

โ€œNothing special,โ€ he explained. โ€œWe just tell them theyโ€™re going to die.โ€

Man

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "Youโ€™ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Orphan

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They donโ€™t know what a home page is.

Orphan

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Orphan

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

Lesbian

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฐ โ˜บ๏ธ

Emo

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.