They jokes
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.