They jokes
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!