They jokes

Hillary

  • If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

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    Pirate

  • Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

    Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

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    Bag

  • I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

    Fat

  • This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

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    Elephant

  • Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

    Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

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    Pizza

  • Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.

    Orphan

  • Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.