They jokes

Orphan

    • Me: Are you an orphan?

    Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

    Me: Where's your parents?

    Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

    Me: Because it has a home button.

    Twin Towers

    • What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

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    • Snack

    • What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

    Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

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    • Father

    • Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

    They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

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    • Gynecologist

    • What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

    Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can’t orphans have phones?

    Because it has a home button.

    Why don’t orphans play baseball?

    Because they can’t get a home run.

    Mirror

    • At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

    I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

    Hand

    • I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

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    • Car

    • I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

    France

    • Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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