They jokes
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.