They jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they donβt have Motherβs Day, Fatherβs Day, or Thanksgiving.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why canβt orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.