They jokes
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.