They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.