They jokes
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.