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Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.